Hello Dears, Darlings, and Spooky-doos.
I know this blog had pretty much, well, shuffled off this mortal coil. For, Jesus, over a year? But during that time your favorite creepy confection was finishing up that thing where they make you pays tons of money to sit in an uncomfortable desk and be taunted by people who make you do insane things, and never sleep, and then give you a false sense of hope that when it's all over the outside world will welcome you with open arms.
So basically, that's all over with. And now that I'm in that blissful purgatory in between that place, and the place where they pay me money to sit in an uncomfortable desk and be taunted by people who make me do insane things and never sleep. Which means that I have been returning to my one true love, horror.
And Christ have I missed it.
So Imma start cranking out reviews of what I've been watching/reading in the Purgatory, as well as some of the things I had watched/read in the past year or so that I've been neglecting this place. So here's (in no particular order) some of what you have to look forward to:
- House of Leaves [novel]
- Cabin in the Woods
- John Dies at the end
- Hansel and Gretel (the Korean movie, not the one with Jeremy Renner)
- The devil inside
- This book is full of spiders (seriously dude, don't touch it) [novel]
- American Mary
And on that note, I'm off darlings, but God willing, you'll be seeing a lot more of me